So if you want to counteract the profits of doom, only buy products with healthful and helpful byproducts. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (Los Angeles Police Dept. While it makes no sense to take up arms against warfare, it makes all the sense in the world to lift up arms and embrace anything that nourishes peace.” Whereupon Swami offered the following 5-point plan to spark outbreaks of peace all across the planet: 1. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. (Gee, how conscious is that?? November 18: Today I tried yet another variation: Juice, toast, milk and Cheetos. The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. "Really?" Browne, American humorist (1834-67), Believe those who are seeking the truth. A student once asked Zen teacher Steve Allen, "If you were given a wish-fulfilling jewel, what would you wish for?" They started calling your flowers “weeds” and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass. The following are NOT Blues beverages: Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Butch Hancock remembers: "Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. A monk answered, listened to the man’s story and graciously invited him to spend the night. --Dante Rossetti, painter (1828-1882), Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. your final destination”! 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321, By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. GREEK DELPHIC ORACLE:* ", "So then?" about my side of the family and your father told you about his. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

Each summer, our team in Roi Et takes a group of students to an academic camp in Bangkok for four weeks. Imagine the conversation The Creator might have had with St. Francis on the subject of lawns: GOD: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. Be jealous and envious. As we taught these lessons, we wove in our personal testimonies about the ways in which God had worked in our lives related to these issues. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. The Christian with the gift of faith was to be executed first.

Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

“This is heaven,” St. Peter replied. A week later the Rabbi calls (Author unknown), QUIPS FROM MARK TWAIN "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." b. whiskey or bourbon God is watching the apples.". Listen greedily to what people say about you. Rogue cops in the L.A.P.D. Below that was written: “Nietzsche is dead.”--God.

Seeing true transformation in these women would be nearly impossible without the work of the Holy Spirit. God: Enough. While my previous attempts had expressed my own bitterness, they communicated only illness to the eater.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up a congregation during a sermon: “And in conclusion...”, Enlightened-Spirituality.org TOP 10 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK AT WORK: 10. “I wasn’t sleeping! The man’s tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. The white chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

", [An old favorite, written by Kent Ashcraft in May 2000. But we’re starving, they say. The Pope calls the Rabbi for Rome and informs him of his decision. Neil. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. Man is certainly stark mad. God is watching the apples.". Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. Let shit happen to someone else.

), THE SYNAGOGUE And Satan said, “I know how I can get back in this game.”. Doubt those who find it. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.

That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. Jacques Derrida:* The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and, finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. As the water crept over the porch, a boat came by and a young man shouted for him to get in. The priest says to him "Don't worry, the Holy Spirit will watch it".

But, as our team leads Bible studies, mentors them, and teaches about the love of Christ, you can see physical and spiritual transformations take place.

The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and, by golly, that was good enough for us. The following conversation ensues: Old Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Hers is in New York and mine is in New Jersey. Q: How much "ego" do you need? Filled with humble devotion, he has all the while been repeating in a gentle voice, “O Lord, You are everything and I am nothing… I am nothing.” The rabbi and cantor at one point bend their ears to listen and, after a few moments, come to realize what the lowly janitor is saying. sputtered the doctor. So are the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn-singing in the park across from the Church. I am the Blue Screen of Death. A man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. Imagine all the world’s chickens, crossing every road in peace…. The question is: to be, or not to be, shitty?

wife is poisoning me. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he said to the dispatcher. The chicken was going to the other side. Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man’s nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town." After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest both asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. 20. I'm on a 90-day wonder diet.

I don’t have a problem with willpower. In disappointment, the Emperor asked, “What kind of skill is that? and killed a small animal that had darted across the road. Chicken’s actions have no meaning, except, possibly, to her. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' well, I'd appreciate Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. Goose bumps appeared on my arms. “We’re sorry,” the monks said. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. As she got to where one little girl was working diligently, the teacher asked what the drawing was. Viva el pollo! No middle ground here. But, sure enough, it’s a case of “not enough club,” and his ball doesn’t quite reach the putting green but instead plops into the water just a few feet from the far end of the pond. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

He was really stressed out during his first mass; he could barely speak to the people.

The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. Please pray with us that Anna would own God’s unconditional love for her, and walk in that truth. Physicist Werner Heisenberg: A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. A great storm is raging all about me. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? He needs HELP realizing just how STUPID he is for not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems! By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan To Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of a Deity. These charming items are often circulated as an anonymously written piece; but they are actually excerpts from a lovely book by Stuart Hample & Eric Marshall, One little four-year-old boy was misbehaving so much in a church in the Southern USA that his father was compelled to pick up his son under one arm and carry him outside.

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So if you want to counteract the profits of doom, only buy products with healthful and helpful byproducts. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (Los Angeles Police Dept. While it makes no sense to take up arms against warfare, it makes all the sense in the world to lift up arms and embrace anything that nourishes peace.” Whereupon Swami offered the following 5-point plan to spark outbreaks of peace all across the planet: 1. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. (Gee, how conscious is that?? November 18: Today I tried yet another variation: Juice, toast, milk and Cheetos. The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. "Really?" Browne, American humorist (1834-67), Believe those who are seeking the truth. A student once asked Zen teacher Steve Allen, "If you were given a wish-fulfilling jewel, what would you wish for?" They started calling your flowers “weeds” and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass. The following are NOT Blues beverages: Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Butch Hancock remembers: "Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. A monk answered, listened to the man’s story and graciously invited him to spend the night. --Dante Rossetti, painter (1828-1882), Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. your final destination”! 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321, By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. GREEK DELPHIC ORACLE:* ", "So then?" about my side of the family and your father told you about his. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

Each summer, our team in Roi Et takes a group of students to an academic camp in Bangkok for four weeks. Imagine the conversation The Creator might have had with St. Francis on the subject of lawns: GOD: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. Be jealous and envious. As we taught these lessons, we wove in our personal testimonies about the ways in which God had worked in our lives related to these issues. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. The Christian with the gift of faith was to be executed first.

Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

“This is heaven,” St. Peter replied. A week later the Rabbi calls (Author unknown), QUIPS FROM MARK TWAIN "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." b. whiskey or bourbon God is watching the apples.". Listen greedily to what people say about you. Rogue cops in the L.A.P.D. Below that was written: “Nietzsche is dead.”--God.

Seeing true transformation in these women would be nearly impossible without the work of the Holy Spirit. God: Enough. While my previous attempts had expressed my own bitterness, they communicated only illness to the eater.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up a congregation during a sermon: “And in conclusion...”, Enlightened-Spirituality.org TOP 10 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK AT WORK: 10. “I wasn’t sleeping! The man’s tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. The white chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

", [An old favorite, written by Kent Ashcraft in May 2000. But we’re starving, they say. The Pope calls the Rabbi for Rome and informs him of his decision. Neil. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. Man is certainly stark mad. God is watching the apples.". Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. Let shit happen to someone else.

), THE SYNAGOGUE And Satan said, “I know how I can get back in this game.”. Doubt those who find it. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.

That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. Jacques Derrida:* The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and, finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. As the water crept over the porch, a boat came by and a young man shouted for him to get in. The priest says to him "Don't worry, the Holy Spirit will watch it".

But, as our team leads Bible studies, mentors them, and teaches about the love of Christ, you can see physical and spiritual transformations take place.

The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and, by golly, that was good enough for us. The following conversation ensues: Old Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Hers is in New York and mine is in New Jersey. Q: How much "ego" do you need? Filled with humble devotion, he has all the while been repeating in a gentle voice, “O Lord, You are everything and I am nothing… I am nothing.” The rabbi and cantor at one point bend their ears to listen and, after a few moments, come to realize what the lowly janitor is saying. sputtered the doctor. So are the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn-singing in the park across from the Church. I am the Blue Screen of Death. A man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. Imagine all the world’s chickens, crossing every road in peace…. The question is: to be, or not to be, shitty?

wife is poisoning me. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he said to the dispatcher. The chicken was going to the other side. Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man’s nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town." After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest both asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. 20. I'm on a 90-day wonder diet.

I don’t have a problem with willpower. In disappointment, the Emperor asked, “What kind of skill is that? and killed a small animal that had darted across the road. Chicken’s actions have no meaning, except, possibly, to her. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' well, I'd appreciate Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. Goose bumps appeared on my arms. “We’re sorry,” the monks said. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. As she got to where one little girl was working diligently, the teacher asked what the drawing was. Viva el pollo! No middle ground here. But, sure enough, it’s a case of “not enough club,” and his ball doesn’t quite reach the putting green but instead plops into the water just a few feet from the far end of the pond. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

He was really stressed out during his first mass; he could barely speak to the people.

The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. Please pray with us that Anna would own God’s unconditional love for her, and walk in that truth. Physicist Werner Heisenberg: A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. A great storm is raging all about me. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? He needs HELP realizing just how STUPID he is for not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems! By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan To Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of a Deity. These charming items are often circulated as an anonymously written piece; but they are actually excerpts from a lovely book by Stuart Hample & Eric Marshall, One little four-year-old boy was misbehaving so much in a church in the Southern USA that his father was compelled to pick up his son under one arm and carry him outside.

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Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them. It takes effort to attain nothingness.

What’s that?” “I don’t know. What is a “chicken”? A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone.

Most of them rake it up and put it in bags. What did the birthday girl say in response? Smoke it up! 14. I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it! And just, A man goes to see the Rabbi. Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people can ever think about? Dear God, Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? The code was willing. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. Repeat the affirmation: “I am shitless. lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

So if you want to counteract the profits of doom, only buy products with healthful and helpful byproducts. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (Los Angeles Police Dept. While it makes no sense to take up arms against warfare, it makes all the sense in the world to lift up arms and embrace anything that nourishes peace.” Whereupon Swami offered the following 5-point plan to spark outbreaks of peace all across the planet: 1. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. (Gee, how conscious is that?? November 18: Today I tried yet another variation: Juice, toast, milk and Cheetos. The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. "Really?" Browne, American humorist (1834-67), Believe those who are seeking the truth. A student once asked Zen teacher Steve Allen, "If you were given a wish-fulfilling jewel, what would you wish for?" They started calling your flowers “weeds” and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass. The following are NOT Blues beverages: Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Butch Hancock remembers: "Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. A monk answered, listened to the man’s story and graciously invited him to spend the night. --Dante Rossetti, painter (1828-1882), Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. your final destination”! 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321, By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. GREEK DELPHIC ORACLE:* ", "So then?" about my side of the family and your father told you about his. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

Each summer, our team in Roi Et takes a group of students to an academic camp in Bangkok for four weeks. Imagine the conversation The Creator might have had with St. Francis on the subject of lawns: GOD: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. Be jealous and envious. As we taught these lessons, we wove in our personal testimonies about the ways in which God had worked in our lives related to these issues. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. The Christian with the gift of faith was to be executed first.

Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

“This is heaven,” St. Peter replied. A week later the Rabbi calls (Author unknown), QUIPS FROM MARK TWAIN "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." b. whiskey or bourbon God is watching the apples.". Listen greedily to what people say about you. Rogue cops in the L.A.P.D. Below that was written: “Nietzsche is dead.”--God.

Seeing true transformation in these women would be nearly impossible without the work of the Holy Spirit. God: Enough. While my previous attempts had expressed my own bitterness, they communicated only illness to the eater.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up a congregation during a sermon: “And in conclusion...”, Enlightened-Spirituality.org TOP 10 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK AT WORK: 10. “I wasn’t sleeping! The man’s tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. The white chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

", [An old favorite, written by Kent Ashcraft in May 2000. But we’re starving, they say. The Pope calls the Rabbi for Rome and informs him of his decision. Neil. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. Man is certainly stark mad. God is watching the apples.". Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. Let shit happen to someone else.

), THE SYNAGOGUE And Satan said, “I know how I can get back in this game.”. Doubt those who find it. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.

That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. Jacques Derrida:* The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and, finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. As the water crept over the porch, a boat came by and a young man shouted for him to get in. The priest says to him "Don't worry, the Holy Spirit will watch it".

But, as our team leads Bible studies, mentors them, and teaches about the love of Christ, you can see physical and spiritual transformations take place.

The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and, by golly, that was good enough for us. The following conversation ensues: Old Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Hers is in New York and mine is in New Jersey. Q: How much "ego" do you need? Filled with humble devotion, he has all the while been repeating in a gentle voice, “O Lord, You are everything and I am nothing… I am nothing.” The rabbi and cantor at one point bend their ears to listen and, after a few moments, come to realize what the lowly janitor is saying. sputtered the doctor. So are the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn-singing in the park across from the Church. I am the Blue Screen of Death. A man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. Imagine all the world’s chickens, crossing every road in peace…. The question is: to be, or not to be, shitty?

wife is poisoning me. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he said to the dispatcher. The chicken was going to the other side. Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man’s nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town." After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest both asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. 20. I'm on a 90-day wonder diet.

I don’t have a problem with willpower. In disappointment, the Emperor asked, “What kind of skill is that? and killed a small animal that had darted across the road. Chicken’s actions have no meaning, except, possibly, to her. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' well, I'd appreciate Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. Goose bumps appeared on my arms. “We’re sorry,” the monks said. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. As she got to where one little girl was working diligently, the teacher asked what the drawing was. Viva el pollo! No middle ground here. But, sure enough, it’s a case of “not enough club,” and his ball doesn’t quite reach the putting green but instead plops into the water just a few feet from the far end of the pond. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

He was really stressed out during his first mass; he could barely speak to the people.

The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. Please pray with us that Anna would own God’s unconditional love for her, and walk in that truth. Physicist Werner Heisenberg: A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. A great storm is raging all about me. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? He needs HELP realizing just how STUPID he is for not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems! By Michael Kelly (View original document at www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/exis.htm), French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan To Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of a Deity. These charming items are often circulated as an anonymously written piece; but they are actually excerpts from a lovely book by Stuart Hample & Eric Marshall, One little four-year-old boy was misbehaving so much in a church in the Southern USA that his father was compelled to pick up his son under one arm and carry him outside.

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